Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 9 different games.) Total Medal Score: 740 Points
Medals Earned: 6/10 (130/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/18 (220/660 points)
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank TB
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank PD
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 4/19 (120/645 points)
Credit where credit is due
Good job!
You Won!
It sure is animaly in here
Yum Yum
Is it edible?
Listen to a song used in the game
Oh my goodNess!
Well, maybe not THAT famous
Should've kept you Locke-d up
Legend has it the Toppat's have this sword
Fail a Total of 100 Times
Get All 60 Unique Fails
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Defeat the boss and win the game!
Medals Earned: 1/11 (25/500 points)
Reach floor 2
Reach floor 3
Reach floor 4
Reach floor 5
Reach floor 6
Reach floor 7
Reach floor 8
Reach floor 9
Kill the Wurstlord
Obtain the Kielbasa
Get two Kielbasas in a row
Medals Earned: 4/11 (155/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Win the undetected way
I did it on purpose...
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Lose 6 points
Fail 55 times
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
Medals Earned: 5/30 (45/500 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 2
Complete level 3
Complete level 4
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 11
Complete level 12
Complete level 13
Complete level 14
Complete level 15
Complete level 16
Complete level 17
Complete level 18
Complete level 19
Complete level 20
Complete level 21
Complete level 22
Complete level 23
Complete level 24
Complete level 25
Complete level 6
Complete level 7
Complete level 8
Complete level 9
Complete level 26
Complete level 27
Complete level 28
Complete level 29
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/390 points)
Put the key on the altar
Put the apple on the altar
Put the potion on the altar
Put the goblet on the altar
Collect all the coins and beat the game
Beat the game without killing any enemy (level restart is allowed)
Beat the game in under 3 minutes